Are you allergic to anything?
Actually, I'm allergic to methanol, bullshit and gazelles.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pile of banknotes in my pockets. You may look at them in awe, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Who are your heroes?
Walter (the less-known uncle of Alexander the Great), Homer Simpson, and myself.
Kristin, is there a deep meaning hidden in "Bad Blood"?
May so! That after all, tomorrow is another day!.
Kristin, what do you think about president Trump?
Sorry, I was under the impression this was a funny interview, not a gloomy one.
You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue potatoes and my special Smurf stew.
In an essay published on Texan Transactions on Alternate Metaphysics, dr. Paul Wood described your movies as "a dramatic personification of today pragmatic irrationalism". Any comment?
Well, it is evident that in his last article printed on International Transactions on Mathematical Utopianism, prof. Daniel L. Gray totally discredited that frivolous assumption.
Do you have any scar?
I have a little lobster shaped scar on my left thigh, a memento of my problematic confrontation with a raving raccoon.
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