An interview with Kristin Bauer van Straten
Kristin Bauer van Straten
Kristin Bauer van Straten born November 26th, 1966 (Sagittarius)
Last week, Kristin Bauer van Straten has sold her famed cleaning products collection to an anonymous collector for $109,000 (source)

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Bad Blood"?
You bet! The set was full of ants. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

Kristin, you have been seen in a compromising position with a superstar whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to release. Care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with A.Y..

I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you got the impression everything is totally OK and then for no reason at all your home is frisked by the police looking for some improper things somebody has planted there. Do you understand?

Let's forget about that fake picture...
When your are not acting, which is your favorite hobby?

I think that making rubber band balls rests my mind.

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Ohmigosh! I dig people's mind. My strength is that I'm universal: I cheer outstanding cosmonauts and desperate housewives in the same fashion. You know? There are at least 12 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Palombia and Tonga.

What do you think of global warming?
I've explained my thoughts in a letter accepted for publication on Journal of Mathematical Psychiatry, written in collaboration with the esteemed prof. Patrick Bell.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Kristin Bauer van Straten's secret telephone number :
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.