An interview with Kristin Chenoweth
Kristin Chenoweth
Kristin Chenoweth born July 24th, 1968 (Leo)
Writing her will, Kristin Chenoweth has provided that her body should be donated to aliens, as a welcome gift (pixabay photo)

Can you tell me the square root of 5821863647?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues, not real numbers.

Who are your heroes?
Arthur (the mysterious cousin of Michelangelo), Ace Ventura, and myself.

Kristin, what's your favorite vice?
Laziness. I have troubles to be out of bed in the morning I solved the issue by setting my alarm clock to Santa Prisca's time zone. Well, surely you are going to judge me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

Which is the most blush-making DVD in your collection?
Kapow! Apart from "Hobgoblins", probabably it is "Color of Night" or "Larger than Life".

Kristin, some witnesses have seen you in a particular location with a star whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to reveal. Care to comment?
Do you mean Y.W.? That is an innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with A.U...

I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is OK and then without a motive your mother and your partner fly into pieces. Capisce?

I made a mistake, this is a photo of my mother-in-law with a wig...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Kristin Chenoweth's home telephone number :
562600089 3922306435 2457917422 7560234618 8175042027 601934919 8163105839 6429186234 700989176 3016901739 829739346 8325490362 758423942 6651054775 5965678042 2997979546 857314195 2117021854 8683157723 8427492808
I sat tight forever for a chance to have a hurried meeting with Kristin Chenoweth. The resulting transcription was staggering, like it was written by William Faulkner under the effects of unhealthy beverages. So, it was highly disastrous, to put it mildly, that another inmate shredded my only copy! After I restored my sobriety, I made an effort to summon up those wondrous words. To be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a completely truly run-down of our exchange, and so I'm beginning to question whether it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.