Can you tell me the square root of 5821863647?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, or my revenues, not real numbers.
Who are your heroes?
Arthur (the mysterious cousin of Michelangelo), Ace Ventura, and myself.
Kristin, what's your favorite vice?
Laziness. I have troubles to be out of bed in the morning I solved the issue by setting my alarm clock to Santa Prisca's time zone. Well, surely you are going to judge me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.
Which is the most blush-making DVD in your collection?
Kapow! Apart from "Hobgoblins", probabably it is "Color of Night" or "Larger than Life".
Kristin, some witnesses have seen you in a particular location with a star whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to reveal. Care to comment?
Do you mean Y.W.? That is an innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with A.U...
I may have a picture.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is OK and then without a motive your mother and your partner fly into pieces. Capisce?
I made a mistake, this is a photo of my mother-in-law with a wig...
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