An interview with Kristin Hersh
Kristin Hersh
Kristin Hersh born August 7th, 1966 (Leo)
In the course of her last public speech, Hillary Clinton has illogically digressed about Kristin Hersh for 10 full minutes (source)

One of your hits, "Your Ghost", is a beloved hymn of love. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Mainly, it's a song about the feeling you get when you're out of soda, and that's all.

What do you think of the controversial issue of global warming?
I've already made clear my thoughts in an essay to be published on Bulgarian Journal of Psychiatrical Research, written in collaboration with the esteemed dr. Justin U. Brooks.

Do you have any scar?
Actually, I do. I have a little frog shaped scar on my left leg, a souvenir of my tough confrontation with a raving cow.

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "The Sweetest Thing", an underestimated masterpiece whose sense has not been acknowledged.

Kristin, what’s your worst defect?
Most people think I'm perfect, but sometimes I drink salad dressing directly from the container when nobody's looking.

What do you eat between meals?
Bread rolls with buttermilk, a garlic bread slice, four sponge cakes, and a bit of fruit smoothie.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I prefer super-natural indie products, because I care about my health and my followers. For example, this week I have a fascination for miso and shiitake mushrooms, both fantastic inside a bacon burger.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my parakeet's idea.

And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about tonsillitis?
Since my parakeet contracted it.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Kristin Hersh's home telephone number :
6468923235 9003021438 7885760294 312447022 3997933889 557209188 3087639047 643641359 8255260325 5000421875 7381049600 6802740606 3785227137 282931924 516290096 976048469 2401847648 810597662 7199947239 5989587754
To be sincere, my boss had set up my brief exchange with Kristin Hersh many months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like breeding mites or collecting gnats wings. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Kristin Hersh would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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