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Krysten Ritter
Krysten Ritter born December 16th, 1981 (Sagittarius)
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A close neighbor, a fan or a mere bystander? Well, we are in the dark, but a redacted picture escalates suspense! (pixabay photo)

Krysten, what’s your biggest defect?
Often I loudly tap my fingers on glasses and also on strangers.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Leonardo da Vinci.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Evangeline Lilly, since I imagine we both like Yoda.

What would you like to do right now?
Walk away on my legs.

Do people yell your name and applaud everywhere you go?
You bet! They can't have enough of me. My power is that I'm inescapable: I'm known to brighten affluent sultans and hopeless public defenders to the same extent. Say, there are at least 14 parks with my statue in four different countries, not counting Tonga and Cardassia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

You have been the recipient of many awards. Do you remember which is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 6, I won the "Chocolate Panther Cup" issued by the city of Phoenix for "extraordinary and redundant stage achievement".

Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. Are you a typical Sagittarius?
You bet your boots! I'm a little moody, a bit lethargic, yielding and tolerant. My relatives say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.

Krysten, have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, there are some legal troubles about my contract, so to make a boring story short, next year I will be compelled to use the name "Krysten Rutter".

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Krysten Ritter's private telephone number :
5728532567 4513614420 5405908067 4264747735 303923741 3054361166 5255613293 5292215209 798938421 7762835339 843991989 2164456139 2314464472 7544705161 4322417174 8425319275 6984701352 4248265695 6977328465 8252379704
I set up a hurried meeting with Krysten Ritter many days in advance. The resulting piece was wonderful, like "The Hobbit" rewritten by Magneto. Hence, it was lamentable, to put it mildly, that my armadillo (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I tried to summon up those impressive words. To be frank here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a perfectly genuine report of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm starting to be uncertain it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.