An interview with Krysten Ritter
Krysten Ritter
Krysten Ritter born December 16th, 1981 (Sagittarius)
The usual appearance of her followers (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I have acquired an unreasonable fear for zombies, by reason of a freak accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by clowns, but that is quite common.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Sure! Here it is

The tiger of sorrow
The big tiger of sorrow
withers on the murky grasslands of emptiness
while I stare at the insanity of my existence.
If only it had been the pig of sorrow
we could have bacon at least.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a black koala on my hand. It implements a GPS, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Memphis outskirts, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly au naturel.

What motivates you to act?
The fact that, as Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."

Apart from acting, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can play the clarinet while I'm surfing.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to sodium carbonate, negativity and baboon tears (please, don't ask!).

You appear to be always so full of life and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each person has a dark side. For example, when I bump into another actress, my vision dims and rage darkens my soul. And suddenly, I experience a compulsion to expunge that moron from my sight and jump on her bleak tomb. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to face it.

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
I think so! It is the story of Barbara, a psychologist from San Francisco. She is seized by an enigmatic company and she is demanded to write stupid "fullY bogUs conversaTions" for some web site, from a concealed cubicle. (If I can't be finded, tell Henry I always loved him...)

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Krysten Ritter's home telephone number :
846286708 4652440674 7902062291 2136024418 9399268045 5286443131 8244249255 9992100399 6877685911 8089517995 8403125993 7904242340 2164072629 313000613 978611762 6945991828 958820167 2068617445 6934579829 8262077366
Actors are busy people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Krysten Ritter totally alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Krysten.
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