An interview with Kurt Russell
Kurt Russell
Kurt Russell born March 17th, 1951 (Pisces)
Kurt Russell always uses a scientific way to choose his next move (pixabay photo)

Kurt, is there a deep moral hidden in your "The Thing"?
Yes, that being completely honest always pays except when it doesn't.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Bach.

Kurt, what’s your biggest defect?
Sometimes I try to seduce interviewers. But I'm not that desperate right now so unless you faint you are going to be relatively safe.

Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
Imho, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the baby leaves of Pappodoxa acutifolia, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.

What motivates you to act?
It's easier than working...

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. Are you a typical Pisces?
Shucks no! I'm sometimes unfriendly, a bit slothful, opinionated and itchy. My relatives say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is usual in artist.

What is the most uncanny dream you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by an Edgar Allan Poe impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not eat my cousin's horse".

Can you tell me the square root of 7792657172?
According to my speechwriter the answer is 99.

There is no possibility any of these is Kurt Russell's private telephone number :
5556326631 4729068624 2939861028 2732084251 776409160 236259518 4014716454 7914085227 8407349280 252054001 6057562441 392882555 2279544173 9997196027 9176444548 872496277 4100947333 9909200454 5738206724 347451028
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