Kurt, some witnesses have seen you in a particular position with a vip whose name or gender I've not the permission to tell. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with H.P..
I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Well, some casual photons spontaneously generated an absolutely random photo in which you incorrectly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your mother or your partner could "spontaneously" take fire. Are we on the level?
I think I've lost that blurred photo anyway...
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my character tougher, I often take a nap on a bunk made of nails.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Mozart.
If I may say so, Kurt, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't stay anywhere without baobab bark or orphaned baby panda's tears delivered daily to my suite.
Kurt, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I leased a chic palace in a secluded valley of Luxembourg. The contract included a drawbridge to protect my privacy and also a flock of local extras pretending to be shutterbugs.
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