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A conversation with Kurt Russell
Kurt Russell
Kurt Russell born March 17th, 1951 (Pisces)
To make his will tougher, Kurt Russell often sleeps on a mattress made of fresh nettle (pixabay photo)

What do you think of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this alleged global warming phenomenon is presumably a monstruous invention of Babar's Kingdom's double agents.

Kurt, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Kurt's wonder". In the middle of one of my studies in the Amazon basin, I uncovered an inconspicuous shrub unknown to botanists, now named Heterocalyx peltata, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of mangoes and chives. It may sound unpalatable, but it's strongly addictive.

Which is your secret for unblemished skin?
Only few know it is a dousing with cold unicorn blood twice a month.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Franklin D. Roosevelt. I was at the ticket boot.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Mickey Blue Eyes", a little classic whose sense has not been recognized by critics.

Kurt, do you like panthers?
Goodness no!

For which reason you do not like panthers?
To be frank, they reek! And one panther bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the motives I decided to become an actor, so I may probably rethink my opinion about panthers.

Which super power do you have?
Heck! I can hear the spirits of recently deceased mean clowns. Probably this is quite uncommon in awesome people with Italian ancestry.

Kurt Russell refused to let me know his home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
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I scheduled a brief meeting with Kurt Russell many months in advance. The resulting article was mind-boggling, like it was written by Anton Chekhov in his prime. It was unfortunate that my neighbor ate my only copy! After I invoked Wonder Woman in vain, I made an effort to remember those awesome words. Actually, to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is an absolutely truthful chronicle of what transpired during our meeting, and now I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever took place...
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