As everybody knows, the problem of argyria in rabbits is attaining gigantic dimensions. Is Kylie Minogue doing anything in this respect?
Indeed yes! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($1,300/night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of argyria in rabbits.
In an essay published on Canadian Anthropological Studies, dr. Joe Collins has observed that your songs are "a supernatural archetype of present-day pragmatic anarcho-capitalism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, it is evident that in his letter printed on American Journal of Symbolic Empiricism, prof. Dennis E. Cruz totally discredited that forced assumption.
Which is your technique for flawless skin?
As you may have guessed, it is a sponging with lukewarm unicorn tears once a day.
Kylie, do you have any vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. I’m probably going to be condemned for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
Kylie, some witnesses have seen you in a particular situation with a celebrity whose name I'm not authorized to release. Care to comment?
If you mean X.F., then it was an absolutely irreproachable thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with T.N...
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, some stray photons spontaneously formed a totally random photo in which you mistakenly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your mother could "spontaneously" explode. Is it all clear now?
Let's forget about that hypothetical photo...
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