Cookie Consent by A conversation with Lacey Chabert
A conversation with Lacey Chabert
Lacey Chabert
Lacey Chabert born September 30th, 1982 (Libra)
In her will, Lacey Chabert has provided that her ashes should be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

Lacey, what's your favorite vice?
I love videogaming so much, I can put in hour and hours into one session. See, I expect that you are going to chastise me for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Are you allergic to anything?
Positively! I'm allergic to rainbows, rabbit tears, and styrene.

Lacey, what is your take of the last Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this has always been a hot potato.

Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
You bet! They simply can't have enough of me. I make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm popular among esteemed heirs and modest second-rate strippers in the same manner. Say, there are at least 14 parks with my statue in four different countries, not counting Qurac and Vanuatu, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

Lacey, do you like zebras?
Hell naw!

Why you do not like zebras, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one zebra bite my cousin in his funny bits. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I may rethink my position on zebras.

Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Mean Girls"?
Yes, just be yourself.

Where do you go when you die?
Inside a pine box, usually, but if you are incinerated then your ashes can rest in some dull place.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Lacey Chabert's secret telephone number is listed here :
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To be sincere, my supervisor had patiently lined up my interview with Lacey Chabert months beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "The Love Guru". So, the interview above is essentially based on what Lacey Chabert would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.