What's your earliest memory?
Well, I'm filming right now the ad for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.
I can't wait to try that eau de toilette.
I'll let you have a free sample.
Which super power do you have?
I say! I can use two voices at once (one not mine), since I was 7.
Lady, you are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of March I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue crabs and naturally deceased blue jays.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to escape stalkers and supporters
You bet! We'll do whatever is necessary to steer clear of those cannibals. We generally employ the moniker "Lady Guga".
Who are your heroes?
Ernest Hemingway, Morticia Addams, and myself.
Where do you go when you die?
I think that usually the stiffs have the tendency to stay put.
How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a two in Denver, but a nine in Nepal.
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