I'm here today with a special guest, Lake Bell, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Lake, and welcome to Mark And The Amazing Microphone.
I say it was about time you guys invited me. I saw Justin Timberlake the other day and, let me tell you, I did not like it.
You are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of July I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue potatoes and my special Smurf hash.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have an orange ferret on my belly. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I am abducted, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly au naturel.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt pyrokinesis 101.
You were so deep in "What Happens in Vegas". Were you given a lot of room to create your character?
Totally! The director was like putty in my hands.
Modern society seems exposed to criminality and violence. What would Lake Bell do?
I think we can learn from great movies, like "Mad Max" and "The Purge".
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to figure it when you live in dreams made of rainbows, but there are nations where it is impossible to find even a just adequate cheeseburger.
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