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An interview with Lake Bell
Lake Bell
Lake Bell born March 24th, 1979 (Aries)
Few people know that Lake Bell has requested a patent for an ant treadmill. (source)

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the ferret appearing in your last movie?
Frick! No comment.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can balance a sigarette on my nose.

Could you suggest a remedy for hay fever?
Will do! Here it is my instant cure for hay fever. Mix two parts of tequila, one part of instant coffee and some paprika in the skull of a monkey, then drink this elixir every 10 minutes for at least 3 hours.

Do you like to cook?
I'll say not! But I like to improvise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of spam and soybeans, which I believe can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.

Could you share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the spam and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.

French rolls?
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix spam and soybeans with some bbq sauce and voilà, you are done!

How do you invest all the dough you made in your career?
Well, I invested my fortune in a money-making scheme developed by a financial genius named Charles Penzi, a pro of offshore investments. I can give you his phone, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last few weeks.

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Goodness gracious! Apart from "Swept Away", which was a gift, I fear it is "Body of Evidence" or "Catwoman".

Lake Bell refused to let me know her home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
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Let's face it, actors are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Lake Bell peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained from a trained mind reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.