A talk with Lake Bell
Lake Bell
Lake Bell born March 24th, 1979 (Aries)
Lake Bell has initiated a petition for the universal reintroduction of the runic calendar (source)

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to move light things with my mind.

What is your opinion about the current USA president?
I though this was a humorous website, not a graveyard for lunatics.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the lust,
you took the respect away from me.
A pen, a scarf forgotten in a drawer
my only memories of you.
You took away my reason,
everything you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Okey-doke! It is the story of Jessica, a sports umpire from Seattle. She is seized by a mysterious company and she is compelled to compose silly "whollY bogUs encounTers" for some web site, from an obscure lab. (If you can't locate me, tell John I never loved him...)

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to silicon dioxide, rainbows and armadillo tears (don't ask!).

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Will do! I'm sometimes rude, dynamic, flexible and tolerant. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the table appearing in your last movie?
I don't see why such a small wrongdoing has all of a sudden triggered public debate.

Apart from acting, is there something you do better than anybody else?
Actually, I can flap my ears independenty.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Lake Bell's private telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My supervisor had patiently scheduled my little talk with Lake Bell weeks beforehand. Unluckily, my pet dog got otitis, so I had to skip the talk. So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a nightmare that followed after a large dinner of salami and deep-fried bell peppers.
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