A conversation with Lake Bell
Lake Bell
Lake Bell born March 24th, 1979 (Aries)
An extravagant cousin, an ex-lover or an uninvolved stranger? Well, nobody knows, but a censored photo increases the thrill! (pixabay photo)

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt an opossum.

Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Orson Wide.

You surely mean, by Oscar Wilde?
Probably you are confusing it with another edition, but we can agree to disagree.

Lake, what are your feelings about president Trump?
Sorry, I was under the impression this was a light-hearted interview, not a glimpse to the dark side of the moon.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "The Adventures of Pluto Nash", a timeless classic whose value has not been acknowledged by critics.

What would Lake Bell do to solve the problem of criminality and violence that is threatening present-day world?
You know, I think that donating one million to every citizen would fix many problems, but most politicians are greedy lads scarcely receptive of my clever ideas.

Do you have any superpower?
Well... I can smell colors, mostly if the sun shines. However, this could be quite annoying at family reunions.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so absorbed in doing paramount things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) to waste time on such technicalities. Usually, I pay a group of shopping specialists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a crew of pro buyers around the planet. For the clothes, I ever have a bunch of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Lake Bell's private telephone number :
7387755559 4748123116 5247121957 828110376 869479543 908939852 5758784391 5739772762 8436407192 741146428 6303441943 7594410969 6227154989 319905735 4960632224 9408854297 6834562432 9306309883 4636471881 8978549062
My little conversation with Lake Bell has been patiently scheduled many months in advance. The resulting article was fantastic, like it was written by Dr. Seuss at his peak. Hence, it was damaging that another inmate (probably on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I attempted to extract from my vanishing memory those jaw-dropping words. To be frank, I'm not so sure this web page contains an absolutely genuine run-down of what transpired during our interview, and thus I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.