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Lana Del Rey
Lana Del Rey born June 21st, 1985 (Gemini)
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Apart from singing, Lana Del Rey's second best choice as working career would be professional sand castle builder (pixabay photo)

Could you suggest a remedy for common cold?
Yes, here it is my fantastic treatment for common cold. Mix one part of whiskey, three parts of instant coffee and some gravy in the skull of a jackal, then put the resulting potion on your tongue and your legs.

Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt the basis of bilocation.

What is your opinion about the current USA president?
You are just a bit naughty, but I assured my fans I would not say profanities openly anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

As everybody knows, the problem of pneumonia in mooses is attaining monumental dimensions. Is Lana Del Rey doing anything in this respect?
Oh yes! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($1,200 per night) will be donated to a foundation for the cure of pneumonia in mooses.

Which is the most shameful DVD you personally bought?
Diddums! Apart from "Twilight", I fear it is "My Boyfriend's Back". One of worst moves of Philip Seymour Hoffman.

You have been the recipient of several prizes. Can you tell us what is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 8, I won the "Chocolate Rabbit Trophy" issued by the city of Reno for "noteworthy yet nonessential singing performance".

What do you think about the international situation?
Rubbish! I think it is currently quite grim, since there are nations where it is difficult to find even a just passable apple martini.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Well, I do a great impression of a fox, mostly for kids or everybody willing to disburse big bucks to assist.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Lana Del Rey's private telephone number :
3942847147 985992625 570972955 2957366051 7350464188 2877880556 4128591186 841036115 3361659778 2278918745 517762581 862952746 5889403231 326782395 3472178122 5719491443 703129957 8825273130 211098194 626797015
Clearly, vips are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Lana Del Rey peacefully alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained from a reliable soul reader from Austin.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.