How is your relationship with movie directors?
I really got along pretty well with most of them, but I dream they will be replaced soon by computers.
What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a creation of your lascivious neurons, I'm totally stark-naked, so no pockets at all.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Next", a real classic whose significance has not been perceived.
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Go jump in a lake! My father and I decided that I would have become a carpenter. But, things don't always go as planned.
Lana, what is the fuss about the next Oscar debate?
Surely, this has always been a hot potato.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my ego stronger, I often take a siesta on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and nails abundantly peppered with vinegar.
Which is your method for eternal beauty?
It is an ablution with cement once a month.
What do you eat between meals?
Tomatoes with Alfredo sauce, a yogurt, two carrots, and a glass of fernet.
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