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Laura Prepon
Laura Prepon born March 7th, 1980 (Pisces)
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Laura Prepon is presently put in writing a guide to choosing biographers, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Do you know Amanda K. Nguyen (a former probation officer, now an endocrinologist) from Colorado Springs?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been betrothed to her for 3 weeks. Then there was some commotion about some unconventional photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden ending.

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and strange memory. I was bounded by some men in uniform to an ominous chair in the middle of a huge cylindrical room, like a concrete silo. There was a nasty doctor with a spine-chilling baby mask who was going to torture me. At the last moment, a task force of many people in black gear came down with ropes from above to my rescue. A shootout ensues between the two factions. One of the men has a Santa Claus red hat.

Well, it seems to me that is a famous scene from the movie "Brazil".
Oh my gosh! To be frank, yesterday evening I fell asleep in front of the TV set.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Q: fear.

Laura : Christmas

Q: genius
Laura : pillow

Q: fame
Laura : poison

I don't think you are in the right mood.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.

O.K.! Here it is

The zebra of remorse
The large zebra of remorse
withers on the dull grasslands of wreck
as I stare at the hallucination of this existence.
If only it had been the pork of remorse
we could have bacon at least.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Laura Prepon's home telephone number :
8190319688 8114233644 420727961 9639619727 774271527 2571367826 7903543566 4589919205 8400762141 6573126236 9031469176 9954872203 663727961 5369317563 4433488943 7016022609 547526177 301958398 9404050135 2129315432
To be sincere, my boss had set up my conversation with Laura Prepon many months beforehand. Unfortunately, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like breeding scorpions or collecting horseshoes. So, the transcript above is essentially the elaboration of a dream I had following a heavy dinner of raw onions and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.