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A conversation with Laura Vandervoort
Laura Vandervoort
Laura Vandervoort born September 22nd, 1984 (Virgo)
Which is Laura Vandervoort's technique for everlasting beauty? Strangely enough, it is a soaking into cold yak milk twice a week (source)

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Well, I'm filming right now the ad for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I can't wait to buy that eau de toilette.
I'll let you have a sample so you can try it.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Mozart.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Definitely! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Norbit", a real jewel whose meaning has not been fully acknowledged.

Can you tell me the square root of 413312440?
Even a half-witted horse can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and a smartphone.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my character, I periodically take a siesta on a cot made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

Modern world seems exposed to violence and ferocity. What would Laura Vandervoort do?
You know, I believe that appointing a security guard to every person can make many problems go away, but most politicians are selfish fossil blokes.

Who are your heroes?
Voltaire, Jessica Rabbit, and myself.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Laura Vandervoort's home telephone number :
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I patiently dawdled for several years for an occasion to have a hurried meeting with Laura Vandervoort. The resulting interview was excellent, like it was written by the spirit of Mark Twain at his best. So, it was very disastrous, to put it mildly, that my koala by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I attempted to recall those great words. Actually, to be honest here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a totally truthful report of our meeting, and so I'm beginning to doubt it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.