A talk with Lauren C. Mayhew
Lauren C. Mayhew
Lauren C. Mayhew born November 27th, 1988 (Sagittarius)
In her manor in France, quite near that owned by Jon Bon Jovi, Lauren C. Mayhew is producing her own red wine, whose name, by an unfortunate coincidence, sounds just like an appalling obscenity in German (pixabay photo)

I read that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And how long have you been feeling a need to make people aware of albinism?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

You appear to be always so jovial and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. Each one has a dark side. Sometimes, when I bump into a colleague actress, my teeth rattle with fury and irritation darkens my heart. And then, without warning, I experience the need to wipe out that loser from my sight and tap dance on her icy grave. That is my amiable side... I let you imagine how my dark side is.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Guiding Light"?
Yup! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of valid reasons for that...

Lauren, should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of Smarties color sorter, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I prefer super-natural products, because I do pay attention to my health and my fans. For example, this week I have an obsession for rutabaga and fermented cabbage, both awesome with meat balls.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "What Makes You Beautiful" by Liam Payne.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm too hard at work doing paramount things and I can't care about such minutiae. Actually, I hire a group of specialists to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a team of pro buyers around the planet. For the garbs, which are always critical, I ever employ a bunch of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Lauren C. Mayhew's secret telephone number :
5725826518 8863386743 9088091037 7375638013 2134126060 419883455 9108387409 9085040910 6904814828 732239916 983005400 4146596601 6832190843 6660434630 646344120 7683486862 2607442269 3810791920 7427538491 4494728629
I patiently lined up a brief talk with Lauren C. Mayhew several weeks in advance. The resulting interview was stunning, like "The Odyssey" rewritten by Silver Surfer. It was deplorable that my neighbor by accident set my only copy on fire! After I un-fainted, I struggled to remember those wonderful words. I want to be frank here: I'm not really so certain this web page is a completely truthful account of our meeting, and I'm beginning to wonder if it actually happened...
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