An interview with Lauren Cohan
Lauren Cohan
Lauren Cohan born January 7th, 1982 (Capricorn)
As it happens to many Capricorn people, Lauren Cohan is subject to garden gnomes collecting addiction (source)

You have been the recipient of many awards. Do you remember what is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Rabbit Prize" issued by the municipality of Las Vegas for "phenomenal yet gratuitous stage performance" at the age of 8.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I like directors who make clear what they want from me, so I can do the opposite.

Where will you go on your next vacation?
For next summer I rented a ritzy manor in a hidden valley of Brobdingnag. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the good-natured gentleman from Nigeria that contacted me about deal in the interweb.

An imaginary character you recognize as similar to you in spirit?
As several people say, Goethe, because of our cool hair style.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a white sea monkey on my ankle. It contains a GPS, so I can be find if I get lost in San Francisco outskirts, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow au naturel.

Lauren, you appear to be always so chirpy and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I think that each and every one has two sides. For example, when I bump into a so-called artist, my vision dims and disgust makes my legs quiver. And then, without warning, I fight an impulse to delete her heckling smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with that side.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to stun mosquitoes by staring at them.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Bach.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Lauren Cohan's private telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My director had set up my short appointment with Lauren Cohan months beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding mites or growing lichens. So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a dream that ensued after a dinner based on deep-fried Mars bars and beans.
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