In a paper appeared on Annals of Symbolic Technology, prof. David Harris described your movies as "a dramatic recapitulation of modernistic conceptual irrationalism". Which is your reaction?
Yes, I think that in his last essay published on International Semiotic Journal, dr. Peter Campbell totally invalidated that bizarre observation.
Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
I do a great imitation of a weasel, mostly for kids or everybody willing to wait the 20 minutes I need to find inspiration.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't give a damn.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Emma Stone. I always liked her as Yoda.
Lauren, you are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of July I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, robin's eggs and my special Smurf stew.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a shitload of money in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you may ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
In my opinion, common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Leocisuria aphylla, an almost extinct shrub native of Archenland.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly eat super-natural indie products, because I do pay attention to my skin and my fans. For example, this week I have an obsession for moringa fruits and tempeh, both amazing on BBQ pork ribs.
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