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A conversation with Lauren Graham
Lauren Graham
Lauren Graham born March 16th, 1967 (Pisces)
Lauren Graham's preferred hobby is the construction of rubber band balls (source)

We are here today with Lauren Graham, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Lauren, and welcome to Celebrity Wondercouch.
Good morning to you, and thank you for inviting me.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a white lion on my belly. It contains a GPS, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Boston labyrinth, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow au naturel.

Which super power do you have?
Talking backwards, particularly on Thursdays. Probably this is quite common in awesome people with Norvegian forebears.

Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
Actually, I do a great impression of a hare, mostly for kids or everybody willing to pay a large check to assist.

Lauren, is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Bad Santa"?
Oh sure! If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

The horse of sorrow
The uncanny horse of sorrow
feeds on the murky pastures of insanity
as I look in the eye life hallucination.
If only it had been the pig of sorrow
we could have bacon at least.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a horse. A large, fat, peaceful horse, replete and heavy-eyed in a summer breeze.

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a four in Mongolia, but a six in Dallas.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Lauren Graham's secret telephone number :
9000566453 372007938 4240208118 8100540473 7423872786 3466041788 4765990417 982251100 627502744 3337126384 547688551 2836897226 5321912399 8199065983 8388859608 9199563625 9399865365 4015692222 2734885108 3615886280
Clearly, celebrities are frantic people. It's not easy for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Lauren Graham alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained via a trained telepath from Austin.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.