A talk with Lauren Holly
Lauren Holly
Lauren Holly born October 28th, 1963 (Scorpio)
In her secluded laboratory Lauren Holly is compulsively searching a way to turn metal scraps into seitan (pixabay photo)

Do you have issues with movie directors?
I think their role is overestimated.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell.

Lauren, is there a deep meaning hidden in "Dumb & Dumber"?
Certainly! If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that preparing meals is quite a waste of energy, since there are relatives and bars willing to provide my daily dose of carbohydrates and fats. In the few occasions I have to cook for my friends, I like to invent salads. My treasure is a mix of spam and lima beans, which I presume can be cool for both vegs and normal people.

Would you like to share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the spam and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.

Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix spam and lima beans with some margarine and there it is!

What's your favorite vice?
I fake interest when fans try to talk to me. I expect that you are going to blame me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

Lauren, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next vacation I rented a luxurious castle on the secretive mountains of Babar's Kingdom. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the genial estate agent from Nigeria that proposed me the business in the interweb.

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My interview with Lauren Holly has been lined up several days in advance. The resulting interview was breathtaking, like "The Picture of Dorian Gray" rewritten by Aquaman. Thus, it was awfully lamentable, to put it mildly, that my armadillo (on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I attempted to recollect those magnificent words. I want to be frank, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains an absolutely accurate account of our appointment, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it actually took place...
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