An interview with Laurie Holden
Laurie Holden
Laurie Holden born December 17th, 1969 (Sagittarius)
Her breakfast when she is on diet (pixabay photo)

What do you eat between meals?
Garlic bread slices with sesame oil, a doughnut, two grapes, and a bit of lemonade.

Are you superstitious?
Sure enough! I have to grate the sole of my shoes before an important encounter.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Imho, common brands are for common people. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Leotrichia cauliflora, an almost extinct bulb native of Val Verde.

Which is the coolest flag?
I always liked Gondor flag, probably because there is my picture on it. Gondor is an amazing but unlucky nation. They are so broke they use Monopoly money.

Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Yeah! But I don't believe in zodiacal absurdity.

You will feel ignored by other people, like an evanescent wall is between you and them. A disturbing buzz in your ears will tell you that maybe they are actually dreaming to kill you.
Caramba! You are dead on!

Laurie, what’s your worst defect?
Some say that my worst defect is that it is very difficult for me to listen when people talk. Obviously, I'm too good to be an egotist, but most of the times my mind go somewhere else and I surely want to buy that car.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

There is no possibility any of these is Laurie Holden's secret telephone number :
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I patiently sat tight for many weeks before being able to have a hurried appointment with Laurie Holden. The resulting article was breathtaking, like it was written by James Joice at his best. It was awfully damaging, to put it mildly, that my cousin Mark set my only copy on fire! After I invoked the Lone Ranger in vain, I tried to recapture those awe-inspiring words. To be clear here: I'm not so certain this web page contains an entirely truthful chronicle of what transpired during our interview, and I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever took place...
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