An interview with Léa Seydoux
Léa Seydoux
Léa Seydoux born July 1st, 1985 (Cancer)
Should Léa Seydoux give up acting, her second best choice as working career would be earthworms breeder (pixabay photo)

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You may look at them, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

As everybody knows, the problem of irritable bowel syndrome in horses is reaching monumental dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
O.K.! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($900 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of irritable bowel syndrome in horses.

Do you have problems with movie directors?
I really got along pretty well with most of them, but I dream that in the future everyone can be a director.

What is the strangest dream that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in a deserted dark place. A strange aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got befuddled at a rerun of "Perfect Stranger" in a dreary cinema near Los Angeles.

Léa, have you made plans for the New Year?
One of my most firm resolutions is to obtain a special license for flying my dirigible.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: rock.

Léa : music

Q: gift
Léa : diva

Q: hipster
Léa : wrath

I think we had fun enough...

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