I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
Occasionally you meet directors who are polite people like me, but a lot of the times they're not.
As everybody knows, the problem of hypermetropia in kangaroos is attaining epic proportions. Is Lea Thompson doing anything in this respect?
Indeed yes! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,300/night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of hypermetropia in kangaroos.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will tougher, I often sleep on a mattress made of fresh nettle.
Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Kapow! I dig people's mind. My strength is that I'm global: I'm known to charm prominent NASA consultants and common second-rate strippers to the same extent. Say, there are at least 16 avenues with my name in two different countries, not counting Ecuador and Bangalla, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
Lea, which is your trick to obtain flawless skin?
Only few know it is a dousing with lukewarm unicorn tears once a week.
Lea, do you like coyotes?
Why you do not like coyotes?
First of all, they stink! And one coyote bite my uncle's funny bits. This is one of the reasons I decided to become an actress, so I should probably reconsider my position on coyotes.
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