We are here tonight with a special guest, Lee Pace, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Lee, and welcome to Reginald And The Amazing Microphone.
Good evening to you, and thank you for calling me.
Do you know Dennis Butler (a former aquaculture farmer, now an arborist) from Miramar?
Not personally, but my aunt has been betrothed to him for 2 weeks. Then there was a rumor about the curious suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to an abrupt ending.
Which super power do you have?
Talking backwards in Somali, expecially if it is raining.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, James Franco, because we were in the same chess club when we were younger.
Do you like to cook?
Oh no! But I like to devise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of sausages and amaranth, which I believe can be cool for both vegs and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
May so! You take the sausages and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix sausages and amaranth with some pickles and voilà, you are done!
Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Yep! They simply can't have enough of me. I'm all-embracing: I brighten esteemed Oscar award winners and obscure crime scene cleaners to the same extent. Say, there are at least 13 plazas with my statue in three different countries, not counting Tonga and Qurac, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
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