What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is quite grim, since there are places where it is hopeless to find even an almost decent mint julep.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix two parts of tequila, three parts of mineral water and some lemon juice. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 15 minutes for 3 hours.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that preparing food is a waste of time. After all, there are fast food joints and relatives more than willing to provide my daily RDA of vitamines and fats. In the few occasions I indulge in cooking for my disciples, I like to invent salads. My cornerstone is a mix of salami and soybeans, which I think can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Sure thing! You take the salami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix salami and soybeans with some tartar sauce and you are done!
Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Qurac, probably because there is my picture on it. Qurac is a proud but unlucky place. They are so broke the national hymn is the Chili's jingle sung backward.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Leighton Meester, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and rang their doorbell until they gave me a job.
Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
Okey-doke! It is the story of Doris, a geotechnical engineer from Memphis. She is kidnapped by an enigmatic society and she is demanded to write stupid "whollY untrUstworthy conversaTions" for some web site, from an obscure underwater computer lab. (If you cannot free me, tell Gregory I always loved him...)
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