What do you think about the current USA president?
I though this was a funny interview, not a depressing one.
What do you eat between meals?
Plums with cocktail sauce, a broccoli floret, two frozen pizzas, and a tumbler of fernet.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Why not! But just once. It was an excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Columbus manifested and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Charlemagne's uncle.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely James Bond.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unfunny at least once, for publicity reasons.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight cowpox?
WHAT? Cowpox!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.
Which super power do you have?
Not a secret! I can transform into a white ferret, mostly on new moon nights.
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