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An interview with Leighton Meester
Leighton Meester
Leighton Meester born April 9th, 1986 (Aries)
Leighton Meester has been less than delighted by the true location and facilities of the mega-posh spa she hastily chose from the web site of the "Scoundrel Travels" tour operator (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the current USA president?
I though this was a funny interview, not a depressing one.

What do you eat between meals?
Plums with cocktail sauce, a broccoli floret, two frozen pizzas, and a tumbler of fernet.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Why not! But just once. It was an excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Columbus manifested and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Charlemagne's uncle.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely James Bond.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

I read that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unfunny at least once, for publicity reasons.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight cowpox?
WHAT? Cowpox!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.

Which super power do you have?
Not a secret! I can transform into a white ferret, mostly on new moon nights.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Leighton Meester's private telephone number :
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To be sincere, my director had lined up my hurried meeting with Leighton Meester several months beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had better things to do, like breeding newts or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Leighton Meester would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.