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Leighton Meester
Leighton Meester born April 9th, 1986 (Aries)
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In her secret grotto Leighton Meester is compulsively trying fo find a cure for tonsillitis in hamsters (pixabay photo)

Could you suggest a remedy for constipation?
Sure, here it is my fantastic treatment for constipation. Mix two parts of vodka, one part of coffee and some sour cream. Put the resulting mixture on your tongue and your forehead.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Leighton Muester", who happens to be a fashion designer from San Francisco. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as finding that for Yahoo my name is similar to an appalling blasphemy in Yiddish.

You seem to be always so sprightly and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I think that each of us has two sides. For example, when I look at another actress, irritation darkens my soul and my teeth rattle with fury. And all of a sudden, I fight the need to eradicate that dunce from this planet and jump on her bleak tomb. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Donna. I'm sorry, but Donna says you are a loser.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Q: green.

Leighton : boring

Q: good
Leighton : boring

Q: hero
Leighton : boring

You are a pro at this game...

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Leighton Meester's home telephone number :
6559794612 262528335 9853732371 234180217 5966397418 5961490103 518012755 5693752419 5671231626 7433581594 3911374199 841312305 947353433 637295268 4265431980 6619926944 9722101474 3139002092 6370176507 3849730270
Let's face it, actors are very frantic people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Leighton Meester completely alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a trained telepath from Los Angeles.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.