A conversation with Leighton Meester
Leighton Meester
Leighton Meester born April 9th, 1986 (Aries)
To reinforce her soul, Leighton Meester often rests on a mattress made of glass splinters (pixabay photo)

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
Forget it! I'm sometimes unfriendly, quite animated, dogged and antsy. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.

Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Yes! The temporary title is "Donald, Brenda and the bear". Imagine a man and a woman. Brenda and Donald live together in Fresno. The woman is a FBI agent and the man is an arborist. When Donald's pet bear Trumbadoo got argyria, they decide to go to extreme measures to cure Trumbadoo and save the planet again.

Leighton, do you have any vice?
Oversleeping is an known issue so my team of technicians have devised a clock that has hours of 49 minutes. It's possible that you are going to judge me for that, but another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the gopher appearing in your last movie?
It beats me how such a small wrongdoing has all of a sudden made everyone mad.

Could you suggest a remedy for indigestion?
Here it is my instant good medicine for indigestion. Mix two parts of beer, three parts of lemonade and some balsamic vinegar. Put this potion on your back and your wrists.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the calming tinkle of two emeralds caressing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the placid purr of a pleased kitten" or "the effervescent giggle of an innocent kid ".

Leighton, what do you think about the last Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this has always been an elephant in the room.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Leighton Meester, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at the University of Pittsburgh, signed up for Emerging Ethnocentrism 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with a gambling addiction.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Leighton Meester's private telephone number :
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I arranged a rendezvous with Leighton Meester days beforehand. The resulting transcription was fantastic, like "Lord of the Flies" rewritten by Thor. So, it was awfully unfavorable, to put it mildly, that my doctor (on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I accepted reality, I tried to remember those mind-boggling words. So, to be clear, I'm not really so confident this web page contains a totally truthful chronicle of our meeting, and I'm starting to doubt it actually happened...
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