An interview with Leighton Meester
Leighton Meester
Leighton Meester born April 9th, 1986 (Aries)
Leighton Meester is always looking for new ways to stay in contact with her fans. (pixabay photo)

In a letter appeared on Texan Anthropological Quarterly, prof. Ronald B. Perry has observed that your movies are "a supernatural recapitulation of present-day contextual reductionism". Any comment?
I think that in his last essay published on European Epistemologic Annals, dr. Jim Williams utterly discredited that forced point of view.

Is there a deep moral behind "That's My Boy"?
Yes, that a doctor a day keeps the jim-jams away.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Bart Simpson.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
To get the crowd pleased I always make an encore of "Lost Stars" by Adam Levine.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my spirit stronger, I often meditate on a cot made of rough sandpaper and thorns generously peppered with vinegar.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I consume super-natural alternative products, because I do care about my health and my supporters. For example, this week I have a passion for elk antler velvet and moringa fruits, which I found very tasty on chicken nuggets.

Could you tell us the story of your next movie?
O.K.! It is the story of Debra, a director of photography from San Francisco. She is abducted by an enigmatic sect and she is demanded to write absurd "radicallY Unreal conversaTions" for some web site, from a hidden underwater cubicle. (If you can't find me, tell Douglas I never loved him...)

There is no possibility any of these is Leighton Meester's home telephone number :
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To be frank, my director had planned my short interview with Leighton Meester several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Jack Frost". So, the transcript above is mainly the impression of a nightmare I had after a large dinner of beans and wild boar stew.
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