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Lena Headey
Lena Headey born October 3rd, 1973 (Libra)
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Probably you don't know that during her driving exam, Lena Headey unintentionally rammed a totaled giraffe, with little consequences for the animal (pixabay photo)

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
You bet! I'm like a drug, a Godsent one, for most of the people. I really make no distinction: I'm popular among affluent heirs and uninspiring accountants in the same fashion. You know? There are 14 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Brobdingnag and Djibouti, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Henry Ford. I played Captain America until somebody got smart.

Lena, what do you think of global warming?
I've already explained my thoughts in a letter to be published on International Theological Journal.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Since I have discovered ecology, I can't use industrial brands. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Caratrapanana uncinata, an almost extinct shrub native of Robonia.

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to move little objects with my mind.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very excruciating experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Francis Crick appeared and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Isaac Newton.

Lena, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
I gave assurance to my canary I would not curse again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: Tuesday.

Lena : police

Q: sadness
Lena : sunset

Q: whole
Lena : wrath

Enough!

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Lena Headey's secret telephone number :
8663287821 9644495344 3928622225 638594122 321592826 7343234882 6734946669 770889584 713878983 4030486901 2418284078 8004439972 5801930033 9217824557 519288662 4977237103 3804274812 3629003356 4479499045 3976107738
I have a confession to make. My boss had set up my little rendezvous with Lena Headey several days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided I had better things to do, like breeding earthworms or feeding my pet anteater. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Lena Headey would have probably answered if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.