A conversation with Lenny Kravitz
Lenny Kravitz
Lenny Kravitz born May 26th, 1964 (Gemini)
In his secret cave Lenny Kravitz is incessantly looking for a way to develop chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I'm not sure. Probably, I'm a four in Nepal, but a seven in Tucson.

Do you like to cook?
Shucks no! But I like to create salads. My masterpiece is a mix of pastrami and bean sprouts, which I believe can accomodate both vegetarians and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the pastrami and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix pastrami and bean sprouts with some Worcestershire sauce and there it is!

What is your opinion about global warming?
My opinion is that global warming is a messy issue. Anyway, my fans will undoubtedly be delighted to know that my next mansion will be at least 70 feet above the sea-level.

Lenny, is there a deep moral hidden in your "Let Love Rule"?
Yes, that when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to end as soon as possible - or something like that.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have an orange elk on my foot. It contains a GPS, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Indianapolis suburbia, but unfortunately it works better if I'm slightly undressed.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Lenny Kravitz's private telephone number :
7819043497 312738976 4444858177 4637214954 811075435 9699881537 2479025933 8390406577 693367184 898628269 7278167166 6705853047 6265595813 5388234907 6716954506 3552662029 224799212 4758236533 7596596737 4160999550
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