Could you improvise a song for us.
Naturally! Here it is
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers. It will be tattoed on legs and foreheads of 1,000 fans that will be dispersed in Overland Park.
Leo, what do you think of global warming?
I have deducted that this purported global warming anomaly is a grotesque conspiracy of Palombia's moles.
Can you confirm the hearsay about your involvement in the flimsy affair of Bigfoot pictures?
Oh dear! Somebody may think you are showing an odd desire to give up the ghost, if you read me. And, I have a friend who knows a guy that for $3000,... Nevermind. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?
Do you have any scar?
Hell yeah! I have a little eagle shaped scar on my right elbow, a memento of my troublesome confrontation with a berserk ocelot.
Could you suggest a remedy for common cold?
Sure, here it is my sure remedy for common cold. Mix one part of red wine, two parts of fruit smoothie and some balsamic vinegar inside a coconut, then put this mixture on your wrists and your chin.
What are your feelings about president Trump?
Sorry, I though this was a playful website, not a glimpse to the dark side of the moon.
What’s your worst defect?
Often I loudly tap my fingers on every object and also on strangers.
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