A talk with Leo Sayer
Leo Sayer
Leo Sayer born May 21st, 1948 (Gemini)
In February Leo Sayer usually eats only blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and the so-called Smurf hash, whose details are a disquieting riddle we prefer to leave wrapped up in its enigma (source)

Could you improvise a song for us.
Naturally! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the emotions away from me.
A photo, a button lost in a drawer
the glum reminder of you.
You took away my life,
all that counts you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers. It will be tattoed on legs and foreheads of 1,000 fans that will be dispersed in Overland Park.

Leo, what do you think of global warming?
I have deducted that this purported global warming anomaly is a grotesque conspiracy of Palombia's moles.

Can you confirm the hearsay about your involvement in the flimsy affair of Bigfoot pictures?
Oh dear! Somebody may think you are showing an odd desire to give up the ghost, if you read me. And, I have a friend who knows a guy that for $3000,... Nevermind. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

Do you have any scar?
Hell yeah! I have a little eagle shaped scar on my right elbow, a memento of my troublesome confrontation with a berserk ocelot.

Could you suggest a remedy for common cold?
Sure, here it is my sure remedy for common cold. Mix one part of red wine, two parts of fruit smoothie and some balsamic vinegar inside a coconut, then put this mixture on your wrists and your chin.

What are your feelings about president Trump?
Sorry, I though this was a playful website, not a glimpse to the dark side of the moon.

What’s your worst defect?
Often I loudly tap my fingers on every object and also on strangers.

There is no possibility any of these is Leo Sayer's home telephone number :
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I patiently queued up forever for a chance to have a brief rendezvous with Leo Sayer. The resulting article was stunning, like "Fahrenheit 451" rewritten by Zorro. So, it was awfully disastrous, to put it mildly, that my cat (on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I regained my composure, I tried to remember those awe-inspiring words. To be straight here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an entirely truthful report of what transpired during our appointment, and now I'm starting to question whether it ever was real...
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