Leonard, is there a deep moral behind your "Suzanne"?
All right! That a doctor a day keeps the jim-jams away.
What’s your worst defect?
Most people imagine that I've not shortcomings, but often I drink beer directly from the container.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal tomfoolery.
You will meet a vagrant stranger from Phoenix, a graphic designer named Ronald with both ears on the same side of the head. He will suggest to open an underground ferret sanctuary in Delaware. Don't trust him!
Ooh la la! You are dead on!
As everybody knows, the problem of osteoporosis in tigers is attaining huge proportions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Certainly! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The proceeds ($900 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of osteoporosis in tigers.
You are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to levitate just a little.
Leonard, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next vacation I leased an exquisite mansion in a secluded valley of Syldavia. The only issue was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the easygoing property owner from Russia that contacted me about business in the interweb.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and quite strange recollection. An aged man is taking out rocks from a dry stone wall in the open. The man discovers a small box stashed into the wall. In the box he finds a banknote and a letter that the man reads shedding a tear. Then he packs a suitcase, travels on a bus and reaches another guy who is on a boat on the seashore.
Actually I think this is a well known scene from the movie "The Shawshank Redemption".
By golly! To be honest, yesterday evening I had a snooze at the cineclub.
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