An interview with Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio born November 11th, 1974 (Scorpio)
After his fans insistence, Leonardo DiCaprio will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,100/night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of beriberi in ocelots (source)

What is your opinion about global warming?
I have the proofs that this purported global warming drivel is presumably a foolish invention of Carpathia's operatives.

Which is your technique for spotless skin?
Only few know it is a monthly scrubbing with fresh unicorn blood.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as your profession?
Shucks no! My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a dentist. But, you know, sometimes you've got to start from the bottom.

Which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new cologne called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without asking my agent.

I'm eager to prove it.
Well, it will be legal only in Latvia and Pokolistan.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Might as well! In case of need mix two parts of beer, three parts of energy drink and some salt and pepper. Apply the resulting potion on your legs and your back.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my ego, I periodically sleep on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

Leonardo, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Leonardo's marvel". In the middle of one of my famed studies in the Atacama desert, I discovered an inconspicuous new plant, now named Dimogyna apetala, which every 9 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of coconuts and cigarettes. You have to be filthy rich even to unlike it...

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Leonardo DiCaprio's private telephone number is listed here :
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I have a confession to make. My boss had planned my short meeting with Leonardo DiCaprio days beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like learning Mongolian or feeding my pet ocelot. So, this web page is mainly the elaboration of a dream that ensued after a large dinner based on deep-fried Mars bars and liver sausages.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.