A conversation with Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio
Leonardo DiCaprio born November 11th, 1974 (Scorpio)
The delighted mien of fans who have stumbled upon Leonardo DiCaprio (pixabay photo)

Leonardo, do you like beavers?

Why you do not like beavers, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one beaver bite my cousin's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should rethink my relation with beavers.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my ego, I often doze on a cot made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.

What motivates you to act?
It's better than working...

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very grim, since in these battered times there are regions where it is difficult to find even a barely passable frankfurter.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a little caterpillar shaped birthmark on my left elbow. Probably my mother did dream a caterpillar when she was expecting me.

Can you tell me the square root of 628249062?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is 16.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is dodecaphony.

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