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Lesley-Ann Brandt
Lesley-Ann Brandt born December 2nd, 1981 (Sagittarius)
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Deesira, the dearest pet armadillo of Lesley-Ann Brandt, could also be used as a protein nibble in case of protracted famine (pixabay photo)

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so hard-pressed performing very important things for all the people to care about things of little importance. Usually, I pay a group of Stanford dropouts to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a bunch of professional buyers scattered around the globe. For the garnments, I ever hire a crew of stand-in, one for each body part.

Present-day world seems prone to the problem of unstoppable criminality and violence. What would Lesley-Ann Brandt do?
Actually, I think that lending one million to every citizen would solve many issues, but most politicians are close-fisted old chaps little attentive to my suggestions.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Angelina Jolie, because I imagine we share a taste for Spiderman.

Lesley-Ann, what is your opinion about president Donald Trump?
I promised my mom I would not indulge in profanities openly again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

What motivates you to act?
Essentially, I like the sound of my voice.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a fox. A big, fat, quiet fox, well fed and sleepy in the summer shade.

Do you know Karen R. Ward (a former pathologist, now a chemist) from Seattle?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to her for 3 weeks. Then there was a rumor about Karen having affairs with every man aged 18-65, so their marriage came to an abrupt end.

Do you use an alias when you make reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck stalkers and reporters
Sure! I go to any length to steer clear of those cannibals. I usually use the pseudonym "Lesley-Ann Brindt".

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Lesley-Ann Brandt's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I patiently sat tight for several years for the privilege to have a hurried rendezvous with Lesley-Ann Brandt. The resulting interview was marvelous, like "The Call of the Wild" rewritten by Doctor Doom. So, it was very disastrous, to put it mildly, that my dog by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I accepted reality, I made an effort to summon up those impressive words. I want to be aboveboard, I'm not so sure this web page is a perfectly truly account of our talk, and I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually took place...
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