Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so hard-pressed performing very important things for all the people to care about things of little importance. Usually, I pay a group of Stanford dropouts to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a bunch of professional buyers scattered around the globe. For the garnments, I ever hire a crew of stand-in, one for each body part.
Present-day world seems prone to the problem of unstoppable criminality and violence. What would Lesley-Ann Brandt do?
Actually, I think that lending one million to every citizen would solve many issues, but most politicians are close-fisted old chaps little attentive to my suggestions.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Angelina Jolie, because I imagine we share a taste for Spiderman.
Lesley-Ann, what is your opinion about president Donald Trump?
I promised my mom I would not indulge in profanities openly again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.
What motivates you to act?
Essentially, I like the sound of my voice.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a fox. A big, fat, quiet fox, well fed and sleepy in the summer shade.
Do you know Karen R. Ward (a former pathologist, now a chemist) from Seattle?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to her for 3 weeks. Then there was a rumor about Karen having affairs with every man aged 18-65, so their marriage came to an abrupt end.
Do you use an alias when you make reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck stalkers and reporters
Sure! I go to any length to steer clear of those cannibals. I usually use the pseudonym "Lesley-Ann Brindt".
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