An interview with Leslie Bibb
Leslie Bibb
Leslie Bibb born November 17th, 1973 (Scorpio)
Leslie Bibb is always looking for alternative ways to stay in contact with her followers. (pixabay photo)

What motivates you to act?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a gray gopher on my hand. It implements a tracker, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Fresno labyrinth, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little au naturel.

What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the calming sound of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. However, my agent desires you write instead something more fashionable, say, "the consoling purr of a lovable kitten" or "the first word of your child".

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Spawn", a classic whose importance has not been fully acknowledged by viewers.

You were so deep in "Iron Man". Were you given a lot of freedom to mold your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! In the original screenplay my character was a stuttering man. With red hair, my giddy aunt!

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pyramid of banknotes in my pockets. You can look at them, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

Could you improvise a song for us.
O.K.! Here it is

The koala of misery
The gray koala of misery
gluts on the foggy plains of emptiness
while I look in the eye my planet hallucination.
If only it had been the pork of misery
we could have bacon at least.

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Best Western hotel. However, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Leslie Bibb's secret telephone number :
3695268220 8676033094 3699969683 2725613031 9921258570 5578221624 771035948 387492688 9890429859 894527578 2480022164 7053509449 8804204082 8900019173 5444841414 293684452 8235648912 8929447839 6144187857 497917897
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