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Leslie Mann
Leslie Mann born March 26th, 1972 (Aries)
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Leslie Mann always uses a rigorous way to choose her next movie (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with a special guest, Leslie Mann, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Leslie, and welcome to People We Love To Hate.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unsettling at least once, for publicity reasons.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of common cold?
Oh, since always.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can't stand commercial products anymore. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the baby leaves of Agrospora longiflora, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.

Are you superstitious?
Aye! I use to touch a doorknob three times right before a critical encounter. Obviously not this one.

Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is

The panther of misery
The uncanny panther of misery
dies on the foggy fields of desolation
while I stare at the lonelyness of my life.
If only it had been the pig of misery
we could have bacon at least.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the placid tinkle of two pieces of gold touching each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, for example "the soothing purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the cheerful giggle of an exhilarated kid ".

Leslie, which is your method for perpetual beauty?
Only few know it is an ablution with lukewarm unicorn tears twice a day.

Leslie Mann refused to share her home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
2486294406 9381109430 8296541082 5093170653 4753858280 2634052636 4952464692 7546375993 890963165 652006229 451797910 621376520 6017666743 2573482334 7238777012 4621217499 461217073 291952013 560555153 9073310712
I patiently arranged a brief interview with Leslie Mann days beforehand. The resulting piece was magnificent, like it was written by Edgar Allan Poe under the effects of prescription exotic drugs. It was highly lamentable that my ferret (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I regained my composure, I made an effort to remember those wondrous words. To be frank, I'm not so sure this web page contains a perfectly precise run-down of what transpired during our conversation, and now I'm starting to wonder if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.