I'm here tonight with a special guest, Leslie Mann, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Leslie, and welcome to People We Love To Hate.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unsettling at least once, for publicity reasons.
And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of common cold?
Oh, since always.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can't stand commercial products anymore. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the baby leaves of Agrospora longiflora, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.
Are you superstitious?
Aye! I use to touch a doorknob three times right before a critical encounter. Obviously not this one.
Could you improvise a poem for us.
Yep! Here it is
What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the placid tinkle of two pieces of gold touching each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, for example "the soothing purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the cheerful giggle of an exhilarated kid ".
Leslie, which is your method for perpetual beauty?
Only few know it is an ablution with lukewarm unicorn tears twice a day.
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