An interview with Leslie Mann
Leslie Mann
Leslie Mann born March 26th, 1972 (Aries)
To reinforce her will, Leslie Mann often takes a nap on a hammock made of thorns generously peppered with chili (pixabay photo)

Which is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 6, I won the "Platinum Panda Medallion" issued by the municipality of Phoenix for "outstanding and unneeded stage exhibition".

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a gopher. A large, fat, tranquil gopher, glutted and heavy-eyed in the summer shade.

Our society seems prone to the problem of relentless criminality and ferocity. What would Leslie Mann do?
I think we can learn to face criminality from great films, like "The Purge" and "Robocop".

Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Ragaan, probably because it has my face in the center. Ragaan is a wonderful but desperate nation. They are so broke that theft is legal from 2 to 5 AM.

A fictional character you recognize as your doppelganger?
In a sense, Jean-Paul Sartre, because of our awesomeness.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Mozart. I was at the ticket boot.

Apart from acting, is there something in which you excel?
Well, I can declaim "The Tyger" by William Blake backwards in 4 different languages including Chinese.

Where do you go when you die?
I think that usually the dead people have the tendency to stick around.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Leslie Mann's private telephone number :
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My director had patiently scheduled my little talk with Leslie Mann weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Armenian or collecting light bulbs. So, this web page is mainly based on what Leslie Mann would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.