You hit the mark in "The Hunger Games". Were you given a lot of room to create your character?
You bet! Because of a technical problem I had to ad lib most of my lines.
What's the most uncanny nightmare you have ever had?
I dreamed being castigated by a George Bernard Shaw impersonator, while I kept yelling "I did not paint my uncle's chipmunk".
Leven, which is your trick to obtain perfect skin?
Curiously, it is an ablution with warm yak milk once a month.
You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in August I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue Smarties and my special Smurf meat pie.
Do you like to cook?
Naw! But I like to design salads. My cornerstone is a mix of pulled pork and amaranth, which I believe can be suited for both vegans and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the pulled pork and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you discard the bread and mix pulled pork and amaranth with some mayonnaise and voilà, there it is!
What's your vice?
I pretend to listen when fans talk to me, but I do it in such a way they realize it. See, perhaps you are going to condemn me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.
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