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Lia Marie Johnson
Lia Marie Johnson born November 23rd, 1996 (Sagittarius)
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Lia Marie Johnson has initiated a petition for the revival of the runic calendar (source)

What is your opinion about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow uneasy, since I heard that Trump wants the revival of fax machines (in color).

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the gentle rustle of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, for example "the snore of your sleeping baby" or "the heartening laugh of a happy child ".

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Gollum.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
It IS real, I saw it in a movie.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

Lia, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Lia needs what Lia needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's astronaut memoirs or a salami pizza.

Lia, do you like monkeys?
I reckon not!

Why you do not like monkeys, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one monkey bite my uncle's leg. This is one of the motives I decided to become an actress, so I should probably rethink my opinion about monkeys.

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