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A talk with Liam Hemsworth
Liam Hemsworth
Liam Hemsworth born January 13th, 1990 (Capricorn)
After his fans insistence, Liam Hemsworth will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($1,000/night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of sciatica in beavers (source)

We are here today with Liam Hemsworth, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Liam, and welcome to Even More Useless Celebrity Factoids.
Good morning to you, and thank you for inviting me.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can't wipe my funny parts with commercial brands. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Calycoma acutifolia, an almost extinct bulb native of Loompaland.

What do you think about the current USA president?
You are just a bit devilish, but I gave my word to my canary I would not indulge in profanities openly, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes! I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Seven Pounds", a real masterpiece whose meaning has not been fully recognized.

What’s your biggest defect?
When I'm thinking I have a propensity to put small objects behind my ear, like a comb or a chicken thigh.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an irrational fear for zombies, due to a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of John Maynard Keynes. I was the comic relief in the part of an obfuscated Delaware congressman.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Nicholas Hoult. We were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we were younger.

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I sat tight for years before being able to have a hurried interview with Liam Hemsworth. The resulting interview was jaw-dropping, like "The Catcher in the Rye" rewritten by Doctor Who. Hence, it was highly unlucky that my neighbor (probably on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I slept over it, I made an effort to recapture those marvelous words. To be aboveboard here: I'm not so certain this web page is a completely truthful report of our appointment, and now I'm beginning to doubt it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.