An interview with Liam Hemsworth
Liam Hemsworth
Liam Hemsworth born January 13th, 1990 (Capricorn)
Because of a ruinous misjudgement, Liam Hemsworth has subscribed a protest against solar eclipses (source)

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Not many people know that I have the gift of total recall. Indeed, I have a clear memory of the moment I saw the light. It was a day in January. An almost lyric winter day, the sun a flash in the energizing chilly air. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood, in a room full of howling people, moving around like broken robots. The first, but not the best day of my life...

You make me feel lucky.
That's nothing, my entire life is like a walk into perpetual discomfort. And still you envy me.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I have a great time singing "Walk This World" by Heather Nova.

Liam, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain soon a license for flying my dirigible.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a little bullet shaped birthmark on my right shoulder. Probably my mother did involuntarily eat a bullet while she was expecting me.

If I may ask, how do you invest the money you make acting?
I'm not supposed to tell anybody, but I invested my fortune in a bullet-proof scheme developed by a financial guru named Charles Penzi, an expert of offshore investments (whatever it means). I could give you his number, but he did not return my calls in the last few weeks.

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a bunch of money in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you can ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

What would you like to do right now?
Take a stroll with you in a minefield.

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