A conversation with Liam Neeson
Liam Neeson
Liam Neeson born June 7th, 1952 (Gemini)
Kimbadoo, the favorite pet lizard of Liam Neeson, also doubles as a protein nibble in case of edibles shortage after a natural disaster (pixabay photo)

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pyramid of money in my pockets. You may look at them, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can balance a DVD on my right big toe for at least 20 seconds.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Indeed! The temporary title of the film is "Timothy, Ruth and Desita". Imagine a woman and a man, which live in Indianapolis and they do not know each other. Ruth is a CIA agent and Timothy is a podiatrist. When Timothy's pet coyote Desita contracts dengue they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they realize that only Doctor Who can save Desita, so they begin an adventurous journey in the United Arab Emirates, where Doctor Who is hiding.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a gray groundhog on my ankle. It contains a GPS, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Reno jungle, but unfortunately it works better if I'm a little undressed.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
I'll do! Here it is

The panther of agony
The eerie panther of agony
gluts on the misty fields of hallucination
as I stare at the wreck of this life.
If only it had been the pig of agony
I could have bacon at least.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I liked all of their plays.

Liam, what's your favorite vice?
I turn anything into a pizza. Dash it, I'm eating a donuts and black olives pizza right now. Well, I’m probably going to be censured for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I suffer with an unreasonable phobia for Smurfs, because of an uncanny accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by lions, but that is quite normal.

Liam Neeson refused to let me know his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
2865045464 859420300 6564680187 446431053 784574213 8474462605 737060422 8523989776 458356743 4457472061 9251305961 4633159303 6928945728 309653397 7227198034 805273832 6183719529 4643955347 954879988 9337696803
To be sincere, my director had set up my hurried interview with Liam Neeson several days beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like feeding my pet gopher or collecting light bulbs. So, this web page is mainly based on what Liam Neeson would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.