A conversation with Liana Liberato
Liana Liberato
Liana Liberato born August 20th, 1995 (Leo)
Liana Liberato is always looking for alternative ways to stay in touch with her followers. (pixabay photo)

Liana, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
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Do you have problems with movie directors?
Everything is OK, except that time in which (probably there was a double strike) a director asked me to jump from a cliff engulfed in flames, which was a little absurd, since that scene was not in the script.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "Lust for Life" by Iggy Pop.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
According to my agent, Margot Robbie, since I liked her as Dracula.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Take a bath to dismiss the reek of flop you exude.

You appear to be always so positive and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. I really believe that everybody has two sides. At times, when I bump into another artist, my vision goes black and I shiver with hate. And suddenly, I feel a compulsion to delete her mocking smirk. That is my sunny side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

You were brilliant in "If I Stay". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
Totally! In the original screenplay my character was an alien. With red hair, frick!

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Bilbo Baggins.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I need to call my agent.

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I lined up a hurried exchange with Liana Liberato many days in advance. The resulting piece was magnificent, like it was written by the ghost of James Joice in his prime. Hence, it was awfully deplorable, to put it mildly, that my koala destroyed my only copy! After I punished myself, I made an attempt to summon up those magnificent words. I want to be clear, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page is an absolutely precise report of our meeting, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it ever happened...
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